Anonymous asked: I hope you had a great day at school ^^
Aw thanks! You too dear ^^
one time I auditioned for the school musical and I didn’t get in and at first I was really sad but because of that I wound up joining forensics which in addition to being the best part of my high school career caused me to end up in a van headed for southern lehigh in mid april 2012 and we just so happened to tune to the most fantastic radio station I have ever heard and when I got home I found it on iHeartRadio and my mom started listening to it religiously and then later when I started dating a guy who was a huge Muse fan wouldn’t you know it the radio station was doing a giveaway for two tickets to see them at a venue an hour from my house and during the giveaway I was at a college with really shit wifi so when I texted in to enter it lagged just enough that my text was the 104th one and that was the winning number so two months later I took this guy to see his favorite band ever and one of my favorites and it was practically a religious experience
and none of that would have happened if I had gotten into that musical
I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”
I feel so conflicted right now
Do you guys SERIOUSLY not know that Hugh Hefner is super respectful of women and doesn’t play around with peoples misogynistic bullshit?
just because you want to be surrounded by hot ladies 24/7 doesn’t mean you’re a douchebag
"Man humans are lame why don’t we have like wings/horns/etc"
Humans can’t even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go
#basically the plot of x-men
excuse me as i ruin something in my head before it has a chance to happen
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
im so fucking angry
is that dirt on my computer screen or punctuation .
YOU LITTLE SHIT
my life plan after graduating is:
- get an apartment
- find a job
- buy a dog
- figure out how credit cards work
- prepare for the great robot wars
- fight in the great robot wars
do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands
no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has SCISSORS FOR HANDS